I'm a little buzzed, but who are you to judge -- Sittin' around with the fucked up frown
Who the hell are you, with your puffy hairdo -- Sittin' around lookin' like a clown
Maybe one or two, won't kill you -- Why don't you just go see what you can do
Lookin' down at me, old enough to be -- A relic from the 19th Century
YEAH, C'MON -- LET'S GET BENT BABY BRING IT ON
Maybe I'm a dud, laying in the mud -- I'm really so sorry for letting you down
Horn rimmed glasses & a stupid skirt -- I really don't see ya helping me out of the dirt
hate the way I look, can't stand the way I cook -- I really can't tell ya how bad that's gonna hurt
Lookin' down at me, old enough to be -- A relic from the 19th Century
YEAH, C'MON -- LET'S GET BENT BABY BRING IT ON
We'll I'm the little boy, supposed to be your joy -- Not the fuckin' thing that's bringing you down
It doesn't really matter, cause anything I do -- Is gonna be the thing to disappoint you
Maybe one or two, won't kill you -- Why don't you just go see what you can do
Lookin' down at me, old enough to be -- A relic from the 19th Century